Updated Resume´ Objective

Seeking gig where I'm allowed to wake up leisurely, drink coffee beside cats, write comedy in the morning, chat and make jokes with other writers in the afternoon, and on occasion, produce and shoot said writings. Opportunities for part-time income supplements through employment at an organic food co-op employment is also welcome, because the people at those places seem fucking happy, admiring vegetables and what not. With health insurance. THX IN ADVANCE, universe.