My fear is disguised as a 4-drawer metal filing cabinet from Office Depot

I won a competition and $500 for Girls spec script I wrote about a gigantic box of condoms. My first spec. What? Wow! I think this means I'm supposed to continue writing. Fuck. I wish I had easier dreams. A huge part of me wants to write comedy and get paid for it, living in a city where such things happen. And another part of me is like, just find someone to make a child with and then you never have to write again. Note: I've never thought much at all about having children except as a reason to procrastinate.

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