Here's a perfect example of how to win at the online dating game. Tell someone she's "real," vaguely babble on about how you hate vaguely babbling on about yourself, and then suggest to the woman you've never engaged with previously that she buy you a drink. Make your message memorable by letting her know you're anti-psycho by writing a lighthearted sentence where you use the term psycho (use an exclamation point to indicate lightheartedness). In general, if you can liberally pepper any message you send on Match.com with the word "psycho," you totally should. It's the best way to let a potential date know you're issue-free and not at all misogynistic. Lastly, wrap it up with a super-strong closer that let's the woman know you're good at things like kidding, conversation, and laughter. Be a riot, whenever and wherever you can, Raymond!