I've determined that if a person, who is not your jokey fun-time pal, sends you a ridiculous emoji such as a frog face to deflect adult conversation, he is probably a terrorist with Aspberger's and a toe fungus, i.e., someone you should avoid at all costs. That's right, by introducing emojis to the world, women now have even more to interpret, beyond words, punctuation, and smiley faces. Now we've got steaming poop icons, eggplants, and my personal favorite, smiley faces that appear to be wearing SARS masks to contend with. My point? If anyone purporting to be an adult sends you a frog face, the correct response is as follows.