It's Date Night on DATE NIGHT this Saturday! Very revolutionary stuff. Come see it! You don't even have too be on an actual date to attend. Really, we put too much emphasis on this whole "are you seeing someone?" business. You're amazing! All by yourself. So embrace it, already! People who are dating should come to this show too. What better way to be a couple than to go out in public and flaunt it and hold hands, right? Also, for an hour or so, you can just be present with your date and stop worrying about where this whole thing is going and whether or not you're better off single. Are you in this thing, or what? Love the one you're with. It's like you WANT to be alone for the rest or your life or something!
Come out and see some jokes. 10 pm.